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UPCOMING EVENTS

Top Gun

June 13, 2017
@North Bar

Tom Cruise is a MAN. He flies JETS like a MAN. With other MEN like Anthony Edwards and Val Kilmer. They're MEN, they swear! Look at all their sweaty, throbbing manliness.

Just in time to be three weeks early for the Fourth of July, Down In Front presents our cinematic rehabilitation of the gold standard of homoerotic jet porn movies, Top Gun! Yes, Top Gun tells the story of an entitled, horribly undisciplined Tom Cruise as he takes credit for stock footage of jets doing presumably awesome jet things, and Anthony Edwards dies the most undignified death in movie history, probably so he can sneak off to be in the far more compelling Revenge of the Nerds Part II.

We'll be at Chicago's most enthusiastic comedy destination, @North Bar. They serve a great selection of booze, you can get a pizza there, and you're allowed to bring your own food - there are lots of great options in the Wicker Park area! Paid street parking ends at 10, so if you pay at 8 you'll be covered as long as you  want to stay. The venue is accessible via the 8 and 72 bus routes, and is nearboy both the Damen and Division Blue Line stops.

See you Down In Front for The Mummy on May 9th. Please no talking during the movie. That's our job.

ABOUT

Down in Front is a small collective of film buffs, comedians, and all-around weirdos that just can’t help talking through the movie - but you’ll actually love it coming from us. We sort through hundreds of films and present our favorite targets to you with live running commentary, packed with jokes. There’s nothing too obscure, nor too classic for our smart-asses to show you and create a great night of comedy. Come out to a show and see for yourself. Please no talking during the movie - that’s our job!

Michael Albright

Executive Producer

Michael built Down In Front from the ground up, using only the finest artisanal comedy writers and performers. DIF grew out of his position as organizer of the Chicago MST3K Meetup Group. Long story short, he said "I want to do that," and here we are.

Favorite Movie: Tank Girl
Favorite Good Movie: The Godfather
Favorite Good Movie When I Don’t Think You’re Judging Me: The Princess Bride

Jessica Childs

Co-Head Writer

Jessica was born and raised in the secluded Billy Joel tribe of Hackensack, New Jersey. Trained in the ancient art of Lisa Frank Fu, she is now a vigilante in Skokie, IL.

Favorite Movie: Young Frankenstein
Favorite Wendy's Menu Item: Bowl of Chili

Al Kwiatkowski

Writer

Al was born in a log cabin, above an ancient Indian burial ground, and below another (less ancient) Indian burial ground.  He currently holds the copyright to "datsease" (meaning: an ailment other people have).  When not writing for Down In Front, he's plotting. Always plotting.

Favorite Movie: Congo
Favorite Reason for Yelling: Being on Fire

Amanda Lautermilch

Writer

Amanda is a person for whom Netflix once recommended the genre “Talking-Animal Sci-Fi & Fantasy for ages 11 to 12”. Has she mentioned she read A Song of Ice and Fire before the TV show was even in the works? If not, she will. #teamdirewolf 

Favorite movie: Billy Elliot
Favorite Jimmy Buffett song: Jolly Mon Sing

Fard Muhammad

Writer

Fard Muhammad became operational at the Advanced Technology And Research Institute in Urbana, IL on the 12th of January, 1992. He hopes to host the Late Late Show on CBS by 2021.

Favorite Movie: 2001: A Space Odyssey
Favorite Talk Show: The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien

Yusuf Naqvi

Writer

Yusuf Naqvi is a helpful charlatan on matters of love and life, law and politics, video games and gamer videos. He is a valuable token ethnic friend. His favorite conversations are lengthy lulls for him to interject with drivel. His favorite magic trick is making alcohol and cigarettes disappear.

Favorite Movie: Guardians of the Galaxy
Favorite Activity: Raving about Guardians of the Galaxy

Julie Cowden-Starbird

Writer

Julie has had enough of the likes of you, and will merrily thrash you with bits. She writes and performs with You're Being Ridiculous and Redacted sometimes. You should check them out.

Favorite Movie: The Philadelphia Story

Favorite Cheese: Tallegio

Danny Sarelas

A/V Producer

Danny loves you.

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